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What's today? Yeah I'm lost...

I took a sick day...and I feel guilty. But hey! I wasn't feeling well so technically it was a sick day and I did go to the doctor. Mini-me went to daycare, so it's like a spa day! Ha...

My finger looks like it got slammed in a door. Oh wait, it did. I was so focused on getting Mini-me out of the car, along with star blankey, Cinderella, Princess and the Pea book, and whatever else I had to lug up the stairs, that I didn't realize that you're supposed to remove your hand from the door before you actually shut it. So I shut the door, attempted to walk away, and realized I'm still attached to the car...the back door. Now I don't have a car with all this new-fangled high tech stuff, so I have to manually unlock the door. I couldn't find my keys in my purse to unlock the door, and I couldn't have reached around to unlock the back door once I unlocked the front door. Yes, I'm a genius. Luckily, my neighbor was getting out of his car when the madness began and I started screaming, "help me help me", like I was dying. Come on, Whitney, you've gone through childbirth, what's a digit-in-the-door every once in a while? HA I felt like I was going to have a full blown panic attack. My neighbor was digging through my purse, looking for the keys that I had laid on top, knowing I would need to unlock my front door after I had drug everything upstairs. He couldn't find them. This 30 seconds seemed like an hour....I asked him (ok so I yelled) to just dump it out, in which he had to walk over to the sidewalk and dump it out. When he found the keys (finally!), he didn't know how to unlock my door. Come on, I mean, yes he was a good samaritan and I probably would still be stuck in that dern door if it wasn't for him, but you don't know how to unlock a door? So I got my finger out and it was swelling, deformed, and blue :-(. Now I am trying to recover from my pity party last night and at the same time attempting to type without my right pinky.......

Not Me! Monday...thanks MckMama

I figured since I follow so many other blogs, it was high time I get my own. I am an avid reader of MckMama's blog, so I get to start off with a bang with the "Not Me! Mondays". :-D

I did not cheat on my "low carb" diet over Thanksgiving and devour potatoes, stuffing, and any other carb-laden item I could get my hands on....

I did not just completely drop my diet, because that would make me weak.... No, not I.

I did not tell my almost three year old that she could not be a princess, because a princess doesn't cry like a baby and make dying llama sounds, all because she couldn't wear a sleeveless, cotton summerdress in our lovely 50-something degree weather- with no shoes on.

I did not get jealous that my boyfriend was at home with his kids and his family over Thanksgiving and didn't really talk to me or message me. Because I am not a jealous girlfriend.

Whew! Now I feel better.